Walk of Shame. In a state park.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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