in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
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Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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