I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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