Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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