If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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