dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
my penis made a compromise with my morals
tell me about the fingering
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