The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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