My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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