it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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