your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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