I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
