He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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