vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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