This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Randomize
