a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You made out with two different species that night
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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