Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
tonight lets celebrate not being married
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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