i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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