i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Less talking, more tequila
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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