Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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