I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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