Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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