I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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