Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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