i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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