I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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