Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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