If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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