Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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