She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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