I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I think I sprained my soul last night
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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