also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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