woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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