11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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