That's when you crack a 10am beer
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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