He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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