the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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