some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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