there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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