Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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