Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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