are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I look better un-naked...
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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