It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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