Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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