Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
even my farts smell like vagina
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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