She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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