OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
So vagazzling was a success
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I currently don't understand fingers.
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