North Korea, Best Korea!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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