got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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