So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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