I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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