She announced her abortion via fbk
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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