Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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