i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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