I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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