I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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