when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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