we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
This gyro tastes like lonliness
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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