is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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